Out of the mouths of babes...

"Mama, my bumps are out of milk!"

Payson-"Mama, you are the witch and I am the princess"

Mama-"You mean a good witch like Glenda?"

Payson-"No, a mean witch"

Payson-"Mama, where is all of Youk's hair?" (Youk is a player on the Red Sox)

Mama- "Well Pay, Youk is bald and that means that he doesn't have any hair on his head."

Payson-"I guess all of his hair must be on his heiny then!"

Payson (after catching a glimpe of my post-partum stomach as we were getting in the shower)-"Mama we haven't taken our shower yet so why is your skin all wrinkly?"

The mama had no comment for this...but maybe shed a tear or 2 in private.